space for histology world



histology dotHistology Shopping

Dumb Definitions

Anally - Occurring once a year
Antibody - Against everyone
Artery - The study of fine paintings
Asymmetry - Where they bury dead people
Bacteria - The back door to a cafeteria

histology professor Barium - What you do to em after they die
Benign - What you be after you be eight
Bowel - Letters A, E, I, O, U
Cardiology - The study of poker playing
Cat Scan - A search for the lost kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Cesarean Section - A district in Rome
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Congenital - Friendly

Cortisone - The region surrounding the courthouse
D & C - The capitol of the United States
Dilate - Live long
Enema - Not a friend
ER - An organ that you hear with
Fester - Quicker
Fibrillate - To tell lies
Fibula - Small lie


Genes - Denim pants
Genital - A non Jewish person
GI Series - Baseball games between teams of soldiers
Hangnail - A coat hook
ICU - A game of hide and seek
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Intense Pain - Extreme discomfort in a teepee
Labor Pain - Got hurt at work
Medical Staff - A doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrate - Lower than the day rate

brain for histology world Node - Was aware of
Organic - Church musician
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pap Smear - Fatherhood test
Paralyze - Two far-fetched stories
Protein - In favor of young people
Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery
Rectum - Demolished 'em

Rheumatic - Amorous
Serology - The study of knighthood
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - An additional pair
Urine - Opposite of "your out"
Varicose Veins - Veins which are close together
Vein - Conceited